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2025

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Apple Martin Titty Armpit Fold of the Day

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Apple Martin is the daughter with the retarded name created by that psychopath Gwyneth Paltrow and that annoying homosexual singer Coldplay….

I don’t think there’s really been a time in my life where I subscribed to narcissistic nepo Gwyneth Paltrow being some hot chick.

Sure, she’s alright, she’s a skinny blonde chick who masturbates, but she’s just not a hot chick no matter what they tell us.

I am all for nepotism, if you’re born to some tycoon, you fucking take that tycoon money and tycoon opportunities and rock star that shit into the ground because it came easy and you didn’t have to waste your time building it…..

We’d all be happier if we were a child of a tycoon now in our mid 50s….having never had to work, just cashing checks, generating hype, generating more checks to cash…

I just didn’t find Gwyneth that hot when she was being treated as an “It-Girl” she dated the hyped celebrities of the 90s, even when securing work in the movies as their leading ladies, instead of just being their FLESHLIGHTS…

When she got with the dude from COLDPLAY 20 years ago, I really wrote her off, because the people who like COLDPLAY and who made COLDPLAY a thing are some of the worst people out there, so to be willingly interested in breeding him, at least for his artistry and not for his ability to scam, which is what they tell us, but that could just be another layer to the scam…

Does COLDPLAY know he’s a manipulative marketing machine puppet mastering the retards pretending to be an artist, or does he actually think he’s an artist….

I guess I never thought of it like that and if COLDPLAY is really just one big troll, I’ll still hate their music but respect their scam…and understand why women breed with him.

Anyway, they had a daughter, named her APPLE, she’s trying to be something, because NEOPTISM works multi-generationally, just keep on leveling up…

In one of the pictures from INTERVIEW MAGAZINE, she is on her back, her tit being pushed up to her chin, creating a TITTY FAT ARMPIT FOLD…

As it turns out, the TITTY FAT ARMPIT FOLD is something of a FETISH, maybe you’ll read about it on GOOP when learning about steaming vaginas, expensive diets and sex toys and other lifestyle tips from a perverted rich chick.

Here’s that TITTY FAT ARMPIT FOLD…

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2025

Apr

Tiny Tit Thursday of the Day

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I know what you are all thinking….Why are these women out of the kitchen, taking a break from housework, because being a stay at home mom is a full time job…

What you are forgetting is that we live in a slut culture, where slutty girls are celebrated by the retard males who jerk off to their tits.

There was a time when the girls with tits didn’t show off their tits for free to a huge group of people on the internet. The tits were reserved for one man, their husband. The idea of anyone else seeing their tits was terrifying. Some say these were oppressive times, because the animalistic woman doesn’t want to have Christian modesty but instead run through the jungle with her tits out trying to get mounted by a feral man to impregnate her whilst in heat.

The tits being shown in that time were reserved for strip clubs and magazines, featuring broken women that no one wanted to make a house wife out of, so they were forced to show off their tits to get paid, or to destroy the fabric of society with their giving into temptation of monetizing the toxic male gaze.

Now, tits are everywhere. Tits being shown are like the retards at the pool on pool day at the retard home, just everyone’s mindlessly masturbating no matter who is looking….Girls, in their maternal instincts need to give those mindless masturbators fodder to masturbate to and if they are lucky they’ll even make money off it….

So it’s a bit of a whore culture, everyone a porn chick culture…even the stay at home housewife….

The more tits the merrier, the happier we are as a people, you look at those 1950s pictures and film clips and you can think to yourself “they didn’t have accessible porn on their Jetson-era looking phones, what fucking losers”…..they had community, church, the company picnic, the small town sensibility where everyone knew each other….BUT THEY DIDN’T HAVE A CATALOG OF MILLIONS OF TITS.

LOSERS…

Through it all….I guess women have always been sluts who want to flash their tits, it’s their animal instinct….so in any and all eras…whether you like it or not…tiny tits are titties too…

I support and endorse the tiny tit and more importantly, I support the free the nipple for feminism and empowerment, the flash the tit for money or attention, because I like looking at tits, ALL tits…every tit…any tit…just so long as it’s a tit and you should too.

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2025

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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What’s up homies who don’t know me….and who don’t actually exist but we can pretend we’re internet friends, it’s the internet and ANYTHING is possible…even losers finding love, losers getting rich, losers turning fake and gay….THE WORLD…YOUR OYSTER.

How are you handling the Val Kilmer death news, I guess life’s so fucking fair and then so fucking unfair….I think they say god giveth and he taketh away….or in your case he doesn’t giveth or taketh away, you’re just cruising….

The good news for the world is that I’m still bringing you this bullshit…

I probably could have founded some dot com billion dollar company having been on the internet so long…and I guess you could have too.

Instead I upload pics of girls from instagram that you can find elsewhere…because I don’t bother taking the pics my self….because I’d get arrested….and I guess you come here to look at those pics.

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Kim Kardashian Trying to Look Like Bianca Censori
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Cavinder Twins Night Routine to Jerk Off To
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Debbie St Pierre’s Bikini Body
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Girl Strips
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Anja Rubik Has Boobs
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7 Mythical Creatures
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Ana De Armas in Vegas
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Serena Williams Bids on NFL Team!
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Katy Perry is a Star – a Disgusting Star
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Draya Michele Ass in a Sexy Swimsuit
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Sydney Sweeney Calls Off Wedding
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Angel Reese in Fur
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Stormi Maya’s Titties
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What happened with Morgan Wallen on SNL? Singer sparks backlash with abrupt walk-off before end credits roll
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Nudity in GLAM
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Things Went Wrong on the Flight Deck of Aircraft Carriers
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Louisa Khovanski in Drake’s Nokia Music Video!
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Jennifer Lawrence and Cooke Maroney’s relationship timeline explored as couple welcomes their second child
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Bear Cub Stops to Catch Some Snow
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Cuttlefish Disguise
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“Illustrates what a total POS he is”: Internet reacts to Ashley St. Clair selling her Tesla and claiming Elon Musk cut child support
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Demo of Lorentz Plasma Cannon
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Hydraulic Press Meets its Match
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What happened to Virginia Giuffre? Everything to know as Jeffrey Epstein’s accuser gets involved in a car crash
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Katie Holmes in a Tight Dress
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Jena Ortega Looking Like a Porn Chick with some Tit Out
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Michelle Williams in a Black Dress
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Paris Jackson on the Streets
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Sydney Sweeney at the CinemaCon Event
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Tacos
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2025

Apr

Amanda Seyfried and Sydney Sweeney Bring the Multi-Generational Celebrity Fuck Fetish Dreams of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried tried to break the internet by posing with new generation tits Sydney Sweeney.

It’s one of those clash of the generations in the form of tits.

It’s like one of your old rock brands partners up with a Gen Z act to make shitty fucking music you hate…

It’s a set of blonde tits from the movies in her 40s with a set of blonde tits in her 20s…together in a photo….

Sweeney in some spaceman corset, Seyfried in some school girl outfit….for the CINEMACON in Vegas….

Two blonde tits we’ve seen a lot….and go to moves in efforts to see.

It didn’t quite break the internet, it’s not like they are eating each other out or being trashy, they save that for the movie roles they get paid for….

But as an Amanda Seyfried fan and a Sweeney Tit fan…it’s something….

Sweeney is in the news for having left her FIANCE for her Co-Star in some shit movie I’ve apparently seen….

Seyfried isn’t in the news, but in our heart for those tits…

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Sydney Sweeney

2025

Apr

OJ’s Daughter, the Monster Kardashian Does a Photosoot in Tight Pants of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian is terrifying….but she’s good to use as a reference point when it comes to beauty standards.

The people of the internet get mad at magazines or bikini companies using naturally hot chicks in their campaigns.

They scream “WHERE ARE THE FATTIES”….and “BRING OUT THE BARN ANIMALS”….and “GIVE US MORE PIGS”….because a naturally hot girl is highly offensive to an ugly chick who will never be a hot girl…

So there’s been this attack on the hot and the fit, then trolls like the Kardashians, who were all literally barn animals, you know the fucking PIGS that you’d assume the general public wanted to see in the campaigns, because they’ve bought all their merchandise and made them billionaires….

But the uglies and the fatties and the PIGS and the Barn Animals that are the Kardashians all re-worked themselves with their billions of dollars…

You know a little re-jig where they hae more pornographic instagram filter AI looking faces….with asses more round thatn a natural ass….and tits…

So OJ’s clunky daughter, who was the ultimate in UGLY Kardashitian can come out at 50 years old looking more like a porn chick you jerk off to than ever….because of MAGIC…and injections.

The MONSTER Kardahian looking like an Asian tranny prostitute in Thailand, how does that even make sense…

So they protest the hots, celebrate the ugly, then the ugly’s try to turn themselve hot because SIMPLY PUT…no one wants to be ugly, everyone wants to be HOT…and that’s why we gotta MAKE HOT CHICKS HOT AGAIN….

THE END.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian

2025

Apr

Jojo’s Tits on Daytime TV of the Day

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Jojo made her way onto a Daytime TV show hosted by Sherri Shepherd to talk about her tits….or other things…but mainly her tits…because who the fuck cares about anything Jojo does outside having big tits….

Can you believe she wore this outfit on Sherri Shepherd’s daytime show, what is this some kind of brothel?

Can you believe I didn’t know that Sherri Shepherd, who was the fat black chick on the View when they were only dealing in WHITES, but who realized that escaping the View was a necessary career move before their shit got too fucking weird without Barbara Walters to control the propanganda….

That’s because I don’t watch daytime TV and either does anyone else under 65, even those unemployed and on disability….there is no way more than 5,000 people country wide watch this shit but that didn’t stop Jojo from bringing out the tits.

More importantly, that didn’t stop some nerd Jojo fan from watching the interview and capturing the tits.

You have wonder about that guy, you see I just repost this shit, I don’t go out there into the pop culture wilderness to find this shit.

So I have no idea Jojo’s on TV, or Sherri Shepherd is back on TV interviewing Jojo on TV…but some guy, somewhere is tracking Jojo and KNOWS….which makes these titty gifs far funnier to me.

Like who fucking cares about Jojo, her music, her Broadway career or EVEN her tits, there’s tons of porn and tits out there, you don’t need to fixate on one set of tits because you watched in in teen movies when she was a child star, but that fact that you do is hilarious…and why I am forced to repost the tits here, knowing there are far more tits out there to stare at instead.

Here’s some video of her back for the extreme weirdos:

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2025

Apr

Kate Beckinsale Smells her Own Vagina while Geriatric Breakdancing of the Day

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Dying bitches are porn to some, usually the weirdos who want a woman who can’t run from them, both literally and figuratively….because they are too weak and sick…

Kate Beckinsale has the body of a corpse, or at the very least a cancer patient nearing the end like Val Kilmer…

Kate Beckinsale fell ill last year, that’s what the British call finding out she has a terminal illness, or an auto-immune illness, or a mental retarded illness that forced her in the hospital on feeding tubes to survive….

She was apparently puking up blood…but for whatever reason, she survived….

It’s possible she just has an eating disorder, to be this skinny requires a commitment to starving yourself….

It is possible that she’s just an old lady with bone degradation, you know OSTHEO ARTHRITIS or some shit, but is on the right meds so that she can show you she’s still got the moves while sniffing out her own vagina…

Sure, you think it’s her showing you what she could do in the 80s when she was 20, living on the streets doing cardboard box break dancing to a new sound they called Hip Hop…

But it’s more about seeing if she can smell the remnants of Pete Davidson’s loads all these years later….

She’s terrifyingly skinny….but we like them emaciated around here, beats out any fat chicks and at 65 years old, the girl still has it going on enough, because she hasn’t fully rotted out, just her internal organs have….and apparently she likes the smell.

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2025

Apr

Wetspot Wednesday the RIP Motherfucker Val Kilmer Edition of the Day

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This is a Wetspot Wednesday for Val Kilmer…a double feature, double wedding, WET SPOT and RIP MOTHERFUCKER edition.

I think he would have really liked the Wet Spot based on Throat Cancer being caused by eating pussy….

You know, I emailed him once….and based on the interaction I had with the SPAM BOT pretending to be VAL KILMER….

I think he would have really appreciated the WET SPOT….but not because of anything he told me or implied when asking me to send 1000 dollars in gift cards to an address in India…..

But because throat cancer is caused by eating pussy…..THE WET SPOTS…

Like you, I woke up to the news that Val Kilmer had finally died after a long struggle with throat cancer that landed him with a tracheostomy….and pretty much fucked him up over the last 20 years.

Unlike you, I would have rather woke up to a blow job….

I saw the documentary and it’s a sad story, because as much as celebrities fucking suck for the most part because of their egos and as much as acting is a pretty gay activity of playing make-belief as adults in these elaborate and high production sets….that make them too much money validating those egos…They do get to live pretty awesome lives…and apparently Brad Pitt is really nice.

There are some good movies, there are some good actors and there are some memorable characters and Val Kilmer is one of them.

You can’t hate everything hater, sometimes you just have to say that Val Kilmer was a legend….

His story is also insane…dude is at the top of his game, eats out Cher, dies 40 years later from the cancer her pussy gave him, or a complication from the cancer her pussy gave him.

Throat cancer is straight from the dirty box….

I figured Wednesday is more than just Survivor Night, it’s also Wet Spot Wednesday.

So why not dedicate today’s gallery to a legendary actor, an icon in the Hollywood machine, a crazy fucking story from being at the top, to probably feeling like he hit rock bottom…

And really Wet Spots are the most appropriate thing to bring to a funeral…

Posted in:RIP Motherfucker|WetSpot

2025

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I almost shut down the site today….it wasn’t an April Fools joke….but I figured what a great day to go dark.

I realize no one would notice the site was no more, but goodbye posts to a thankless group of assholes seems pretty fucking gay.

I’m more about “disappearing”…

I was convinced that I was going to end it all….so that I can stare at the wall in peace. Or start the sex cult I’ve always wanted to star.

Blogs are dated, they are useless, no one cares.

They are effort, they cost money to run, they are useless, no one cares.

Advertisers don’t advertise. Readers don’t read. Shoppers don’t shop….

Money isn’t made, all that goes to OF girls…I should make some internet money…

Then there’s image copyright trolls using AI to come at you asking for $1,000,000 dollars for a picture you made fun 19 years ago..

I’m more than 20 years in on this shit….which is foolish….and I guess April fools doesn’t really count when I’m a fool pretty much every day of the year.

So, I am still here….

It doesn’t mean I won’t shut down the site soon, or eventually, it just means I have at least one more stepLINKS in me…and probably some more posts tomorrow…because I can’t let my last post be me talking about my last post and going dark.

I have to hit you by surprise…and that would RUIN the suprirse….

In the event you’re a millionaire and want to BUY the site or sponsor the site, I’m down to get paid…so that I can stare at the wall in peace…and focus on my SEX CULT plans.

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Michelle Monaghan Takes You Inside White Lotus
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Danielle Bregoli Hits the Pole
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Paige Spiranac at the Golf Simulator
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Noemie Merlant in the Early Years
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Secret Places You Didn’t Know About
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Millie Bobby Brown – Pokies
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Nude Yoga
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Stella Hudgens Showing off Boobs
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Titty Drop
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BEETLES BIOPIC CAST REVEALED
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Molly Sims in her Bikini
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Caroline Vreeland Booty Shot
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Wait for It
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BIBLE SELLS AT AUCTION
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Man Pulls Train Sets Guiness World Record
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Olivia Ponton’s White Lotus Outfit
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80s Commercial
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Bella Thorne’s SIde Tit
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Olivia Rodrigo in Concert
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Kaia Gerber on the Streets In Love
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Lily Collins at the Rockets Game
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Peyton Roy List in a Black Dress
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Kaitlyn Dever at a Photocall
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Deva Cassel is Monica Bellucci’s Daughter in a Magazine
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Becky G Big Cleavage
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Anya Taylor Joy in Shorts
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Gracie Abrams in a Black Dress
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Natalie Dormer at an Event
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Gillian Anderson in a Magazine
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Lily Rose Depp in a Magazine
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Dua Lipa in Concert
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She Breaks her Own Record
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2025

Apr

Booty of the Day

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Her name is JUH BOOTYLICIOUS but I’m sure that’s not on her birth certificate, but if it isn’t a NOM DE PLUME, or a PEN NAME, or a STAGE NAME and she is in fact JUH BOOTYLICIOUS ….then she has found the right place to hang out.

She’s a Brazilian, she likes motorcycles and she wants you to buy a picture of her ass for 1 dollar.

I mean, that’s totally fucking reasonable….

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