$25,000 is not a lot of money to start a good business, but if i had the money i would open a Hooters restaurant in my town for one reason and one reason only: to piss off the churches.
I know it sounds cruel, but in my town we have too many churches that poke their noses in everybody else's business and judge all of them as evil, twisted, and devil-worshipping scum.
I would attend the town meetings and listen to the critics and the protests and would memorize all of the male pastors, priests, ministers, etc faces because those men would be in the restaurant on sunday (without their wives and kids) sucking up water and french fries and taking in the local...shall we say "ambience".
Yeah, i'm twisted and cruel, but i like me and thats all that counts...
Of course all here would be invited to Wet T-Shirt Wednesdays during the summer, i cant leave my friends out can i?